Andy & Jessica

To me when complaining that I work too much: “Basically all you do with your whole life is tap on your computer.”

To me: “I can’t be pretty because I’m a boy. You’re the prettiest girl that there is.”

When realizing he hasn’t had a quote of the day for a long time, “Seriously!  I don’t get a quote of the day!?!”

“Mom, this is going to make you sad…sometimes I don’t wipe off Abby’s kisses, but I wipe off yours.”

To Jude when seeing how much syrup he put on his French toast, “It’s not syrup soup with French toast floating in it!”

After kissing me on the lips, “I just wiped that off!”

To Levi: “If you lose another one of my Lego pieces, I’m going to give you a solid beating!”  (Jude would have been an excellent only child.)

Me – Mama

Andy – Dada

Jude – Juuu

Levi – Vi

Asher – Bobo

Either Grandpa – Pa

Simon – SieSie

“Meins!” (mine in German)

“Nein!” (no in German)

 

“If your kids live to adulthood, I’ll be surprised. They take years off my life!”