Category Archives: General

Abby (3): “I have 2 boogers.” Me: “Should we get a Kleenex and blow them out?” Abby: “No! I want to grab them! I want to eat them!”

“I’m starting to wonder if God purposefully gave me brain tumors so we could have fun at HopeKids activities.”

Me to Jude when seeing him eating Nutella straight out of the container: “I didn’t buy that Nutella so that you could eat it straight out of the container.  I bought it so that I could eat it straight out of the container!” Jude’s response to me:  “You are such a hypocrite!”  

To me when complaining that I work too much: “Basically all you do with your whole life is tap on your computer.”

To me: “I can’t be pretty because I’m a boy. You’re the prettiest girl that there is.”

When realizing he hasn’t had a quote of the day for a long time, “Seriously!  I don’t get a quote of the day!?!”

“Mom, this is going to make you sad…sometimes I don’t wipe off Abby’s kisses, but I wipe off yours.”

To Jude when seeing how much syrup he put on his French toast, “It’s not syrup soup with French toast floating in it!”

After kissing me on the lips, “I just wiped that off!”

To Levi: “If you lose another one of my Lego pieces, I’m going to give you a solid beating!”  (Jude would have been an excellent only child.)